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Steven Garrity -

The Vidiot!?

<p>Gadgetopia links to some amazing lyrics from All About the Pentiums:

<blockquote>
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
...
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
</blockquote>

Stephen DesRoches -

<blockquote>If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?</blockquote>

Another Internet/Computer related parody would be his recent mocking of eBay.