My sister came up with this amazing plan a few months ago, and for a few heady days we thought that we'd strike it rich. Originally, the concept was for a pair of undies that said "May Contain Nuts." I mean, that's pretty good and we laughed for a while, but then the brilliance occurred to us: "This Package May Contain Nuts."

Intoxicated with visions of get-rich-quick schemes, we failed to research if this idea was ours alone. Alas, unfortunately such hilarity could not be kept under wraps for long and it appears some lowly novelty retailers beat us to the punch. So, I share the idea with all. In need of a quick Christmas project to give a loved one? Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like home-made hilarious underwear.