Following the unfortunate¹ result of the American election, some witty disillusioned Yankees have been redrawing their maps. Instead of leaving their country in disgust, they're carving it up. Gone are the red states, or at least parts of them, and a new type of nation, filled with liberal thinkers, will be formed.

Ian Williams has declared American Coastopia where "we're taking all the people that ever created everything beautiful. Yes, we're taking all the funny people too. All the sculptors, architects, surgeons, philosophers, violinists and fishermen. You should have treated them better when you had them."

Mena Trott has envisioned a merger with us neighbours up North to form Canada 2.0 and leaving behind the now renamed United States of Texas below the 49th parallel. Over at Let's Riot, they've done much the same as Mena but have named their amalgamated nation the United States of Canada, leaving Jesusland to the south.

Any other competing geopolitical visions out there I've missed?

¹ By the way, "unfortunate" is my favourite euphasim for the truly horrible. The next time someone asks you to assess something and you can't say anything good, just tell them it's unfortunate.