An important new empirical scientific study finds that aluminum foil hats actually augment radio waves in a devious reversal of their wearer's intent.
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
Important photographic and graphical evidence are included in the study which should not be missed.
I've always loved Rapha's swelligent wordmark. I was just going back to their site today to get a little inspiration for a little side project I'm working on and maybe to tempt myself to actually order something. Then I came across this absolutely gorgeous jersey Rapha has created with Paul Smith to celebrate Le Grand Départ of the Tour de France in London. The typography and the details are really quite stunning. It's the map across the back of the shoulders that's the clincher. Heck, it's only three hundred bucks too... practically a steal.
I can't get Peter Bjorn & John's song "Young Folks" out of my head lately. Haven't heard it yet? Check out the video. Though, you probably have heard Young Folks — it was even playing at my laundromat last night and that's when you know a song's following you around. It's almost as pop catchy as Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of My Head", which I hummed for pretty much the entirety of 2002.
Overheard on Twitter two seconds ago: "Email sigs about 'Confidentiality' strike me as approximately as legally enforceable as calling 'shotgun'." Merlin, you're a genius. Which all brings into question, is it kosher to quote someone's twitters? It's not quite email and it's not quite instant messaging, but it's not quite weblogging either. I'd say fair game, it's all public for the finding anyhow, but I'm not sure everyone would agree.
Heck, now that I've actually started writing again, why not go crazy and write a review for our Stuff site too? Over the weekend (yeah, what else would you do over Easter?) I wrote a review of my newish Logitech VX Revolution mouse. After finally disposing of my craptastic Microsoft Bluetooth (sic) Wireless Laser Mouse 8000, I've been really pleased with the Logitech VX. If you're looking for a companion for your laptop, you'll likely be very pleased with it. Two posts in three days... let's hope this productivity lasts.
What better way to break the silence around here than to point out that there exists a Firefox extension called Bork Bork Bork that will read a website to you using the Swedish Chef's voice. It's stuff like this that reaffirms that the interweb is a weird and truly wonderful place.
I happened to run across said extension while trying to find one that will show missing images at the correct HTML-specified dimensions. Basically, if an image is missing from a page, by default Firefox only shows you the ALT text. So, if you specified a 300 pixel by 200 pixel image, when that image doesn't load you get a compact little piece of text instead of a big rectangle. Safari and Internet Explorer display an empty but correctly sized object in lieu of the missing image. Anyone know of a way to make Firefox do it? Is there a greasemonkey script or an extension for it?
Today, Salon sports writer King Kaufman noted that he has been writing for Salon for ten years. King is one of the few jornalists I've ever followed consistently over a period of time and I'm not even a big sports fan. Soccer knowledge aside, he usually has a well-considered and entertaining opinion on whatever is in the news in the world of sports. Anyhow, that's a hamfisted way of expressing my appreciation for his column, which is a daily read for me and one of the main reasons I subscribe to Salon each year.
Kofi Annan lays it down on John Bolton. From a New York Times article today:
Mr. Annan paid his last visit to Washington as secretary general last Tuesday when President Bush gave a dinner in his honor at the White House. One of the guests was John R. Bolton, the American ambassador to the United Nations who had frequently disdained the secretary general and who had announced the day before that he was resigning.
Asked the next morning at the United Nations whether he and Mr. Annan had made peace at the farewell event, Mr. Bolton said, “Nobody sang ‘Kumbaya,’ ” referring to a confessional song celebrating companionship.
Told of Mr. Bolton’s comment, Mr. Annan said, “But does he know how to sing it?”
Thanks to my bro for the tip. Also, the New York Times just added support for submitting stories directly to Digg.com today. Pretty cool.